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office siren

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An aesthetic and fashion trend popularized by TikTok and Instagram in late 2023 and early 2024, taking inspiration by 1990's to 2000's corporate culture, luxury brands and being defined by items such as "Bayonetta glasses", pencil skirts, button ups, heels and female associated formalwear. The look is intended to look sleek, mysterious, sexy and nerdy. Occupations of the "office siren" include lawyer, librarian, receptionist and most popularly, a secretary.
The secretary was described as an office siren by their boss.
by gilbert mudflaps June 6, 2024
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Office fingers

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A nickname given to men who are not used to manual labor. These men usually have small skinny dainty fingers. Even the smallest amount of manual labor could result in quick fatigue, a palm callus or a snapped wrist.
Hey Henry, you see James over there? His new nickname is "office fingers". Last week we were unloading plywood from the truck and he got a hang nail. He went home and took the rest of the week off .
by Sanchezfugly1969 March 19, 2025
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box office

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basically any dank alleyway in New York City where boxes are sold
"Dude, the bus smells like a box office."

"Hey, I've been to New York City!"
by youngun' December 12, 2007
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magic office ride

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Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.
Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(
by h8 the magic office ride February 7, 2010
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SARC Office

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It is a very evil little place that controls all spaces and calendars pertaining to student org activities, run by tiny little gremlins 'interns' and one big gremlin 'mike' armed with computers and the singular ability to order white folding chairs. they are here to 'help' you. ostensibly.

(Defn credit to Catherine Buxton)
Maddy: "I have to get permission to use the mug"

Doug: "Ugh, have fun with the gremlins in the SARC office"
by vassvass123 October 30, 2011
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gnome office

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Wow that crew out front has the gnome office situation on lock down.
by Ah Real Monsters May 9, 2015
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bed office

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When you are too lazy to get out of bed but somehow manage to be productive. All it takes is your laptop and a serious attempt at not getting distracted by too much porn
Hey darling, good morning! did you enjoy last night? Don't mind me, I am just going to do some work, you just relax -you dont need to get out of bed, this is my bed office, I work from here
by JoshyPoodles September 15, 2016
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