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be on your bath behavior

It's a suggestion not too unlike to "be on your best behavior." In this instance it is a recommendation to keep it clean and not to be vulgar, well too vulgar.
Grandma: "Now listen children. I need you to be on your bath behavior in church today. No one is to spit or call the priest a child-molesting pedo again!"
Louie: "Can I at least spit in the holy water, Grandma?"
Grandma: "If I don't see it happen, then it didn't happen."
by von groovy August 26, 2024
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The Year of Sponge Baths

A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.
Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.
by Slamb Doctor September 14, 2019
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Tramp’s Bath

A tramp’s bath is when one must wash themselves using a sink, when access to a shower or bath is not possible.
I was on a 4 day road trip and couldn’t pay for a hotel, so I had to take a tramp’s bath in the bathroom of a 76 off I-90
by yes_fx July 20, 2021
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Indiana bath

When one takes many cans of canned corn. Fills a tub with them and proceeds to bathe.
Gotta love a good ole Indiana bath.
by Winterparck July 8, 2019
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Bath Shart

When you trust the massive fart in the bath tub and instead you shit yourself, causing a bathtub full of shit water.
"Damn bro I just had a massive bath shart in your bath."
"Get the fuck out."
by Pasty_White_Boy May 31, 2022
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detroit fudge bath

The art of smearing shit all over your partners body then performing intense anal.
Todd gave George an intense Detroit fudge bath
by Fjxrnsjxnen March 5, 2018
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Girl Blood Bath

Her Period
"we cant have sex im having a girl blood bath."
by RexUUUUUUUUUU June 1, 2021
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