cock eyed muff monster

the bitch next door with the crazy eye

my life is shit, hell i live next to a cock eyed muff monster

by boarder1290 December 23, 2006

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Muffologist

1) One who samples fine and/or exotic muff.

2) One who samples large amounts of muff, fine and exotic or not.

That Colin Farrell is a bit of a muffologist by all accounts.

by Scotsdave August 30, 2005

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(noun): a woman whose snatch dates back to the prehistoric age. In fact, most historians suggest that with the proper inspection primative drawings can be found on a muffosaur. Duely noted, the clitoris is usually petrified. Therefore, it would be nearly impossible to "get it wet".

Otter: How was your smash session last night?
Evan: Not a smash session, more like an archaelogical dig, that bitch was a muffosaur!
Otter: Tiiiiiiiiits!

by get it wet 6 February 19, 2008

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Muff Snuffler

One who breathes heavily and snuffles like a horny pig when licking a girl out.

Girl: 'I went out with this guy and he was a Muff Snuffler.'

by BeMo February 12, 2008

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Muff-fuff-in

When referring to someone you think of as appealing, usually a guy, he can be called a 'Muffin'. But when you find a really cute guy, he is sometimes worth more than the simple two syllable word of 'muffin'. Worth so much more, in fact, that he deserves another syllable to the word 'muffin'. Thus equaling muff-fuff-in.

"Oh my god. Jacob is my Mr. Gorgeous, but TOMAS oh my god, he is my MUFF-FUFF-IN."
"Your WHAT?"
"Dude. Look at him. He is totally worth more than just 'muffin'. He's a friggen MUFF-FUFF-IN."

by Jaclyn :3 February 21, 2009

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