eye muff

To cover one's eyes, usually to prevent from seeing graphic material

Cenk: We have pics of Rihanna after her beating. Eye muff the kids.

by Dd_NY November 21, 2009

Morning Muffen

The act of waking your women up of you eating her pussy out in the morning. The reverse favor of a early bird special. (see first definition)

I decided to give my girl firend a morning muffen since she gave me a early bird special yesterday morning.

by bluewolfxx October 3, 2010

Captain Muff Berries

A person who likes to eat muff berries drenched in cum

I ate captain muff berries for breakfast and they were delicious!!

by Pookiey January 12, 2011

huff muffer

someone who enjoys "eating out"

he likes to eat out...he's a huff muffer

by missy19994 March 29, 2011

yuck muff

term used to describe any number of vaginal-related ailments and sexually transmitted diseases.

I heard that chick had a wicked case of yuck muff

by txmetalhead310 July 17, 2011

cum muffen

a muffen you cum in and get someone to eat it

she is going to eat the cum muffen

by anal poo bum wee wee August 24, 2014

The muff

When you shag too many birds in one go that you just die

Aww fuck man did ye hear jabba did the muff last night

by daddyyolol February 24, 2020