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Miles The Salmon

A salmon named Miles who is a funny, hot and nice person.

They also fucked a toilet
by GhostGuy<3 November 7, 2021
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Miles

A mysterious and alluring guy, with eyes of fire. He has fierce eyes and seems intense underneath he is a very compassionate and beautiful human being. Miles is tall, dark and very masculine. He has a deep voice, which sounds like melted caramel. He is the actual definition of sexy!!
Girl A: Who the hell is that guy? He's freaking hot. I think I'm in love.

Girl B: Ohhhh, that's Miles.
by AngelElizabth September 26, 2021
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nine mile Kyle

A whiteboy who is in tune with Detroit street or music culture. Street names are used interchangeably (12 mile, 8 mile, 6 mile, etc...) but "Kyle" is immutable.
Kwan: Wow who is that handsome young man filming a music video for his hit single, King of Farmington?

TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.

Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.
by YoloKushMcBlade December 19, 2022
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Miles is a god

A person with a huge penis, not gay, godly at Fortnite, gets bitches, and is 6,11
Miles is a god at Fortnite and life
by Turtles9919 August 6, 2022
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Miles Concert

a very embarrassing and pathetic attempt at getting a girl. A completely humbling experience. Instant rejection.
Person 1: "Hey, did you see how he asked her out?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was a total Miles Concert"
by Snow snowy snow November 23, 2022
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Five mile fake out

when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.
dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.
by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018
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lewis miles

A fucking legend from Essex! One of the funniest blokes you will ever meet and also quite a good bloke. Loves a beer, especially VB.
That Lewis Miles? Of course it is, what a fucking legend eyyy.
by Livinglegendlew November 23, 2021
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