Mega Slapper

When you have your erected penis out and a group of people repeatedly slap it all at once until they either get tired or when it falls off, and by it i mean your peanits.

"Dude, I got a bunch of people to give me a Mega Slapper at the party last night!"

by The Gooning Giant June 10, 2024

mega premium

A lot. Like A LOT a lot. A shit ton of a lot.

How much is it? It’s mega premium.

by Loraxxxx December 15, 2022

super mega fugly

Used to describe a really, really, super fuckin ugly cunt.

Look at her, she’s a super mega fugly

by TheRealMoeLester July 12, 2020

Ryan Mega

A person who never shuts the fuck up and annoys his friend.

Ryan Mega: Buy me card
Ryan Mega: Please
Ryan Mega: BUY ME CARD
Ryan Mega's Friend: WHAT DO YOU WANT OMG

by BroskiRBX June 27, 2020

Mega Clit

A entity with a rather larger than average clitoris. Usually more than half an inch.

Joe: I pulled this chick last night, she was peng but had a mega clit.
Dad: We have all been there, thats how i met your mother.

by ClungePumper420_69 March 10, 2021

MEGA XD

When you Bust a nut so fast it flys

I MEGA XD ON WALL

by 330 fEeT January 30, 2019

Mega Pint

A large, copious, or otherwise excessive amount of a beverage; usually alcoholic.

I sit in my pent house drinking Mega Pints of wine.

by Umm_roo May 29, 2022