A really sexy man that doesn’t know how sexy he really is. If you know or see mandeep consider yourself gifted
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Being deeply, truly (simultaneously foolishly, self-destructively) in love with and determined to be, on many/multiple levels, any/all hopes, wishes, needs or desires for one particular and special gal that goes by ‘Mandi’. Available examples are-
-Shoulders to use as desired. To cry/lean on, punch, bite, booger rag wipe, hold/hug/kiss.
-Ear(s) to listen about any and all thoughts, etc, while mentally observing verbalizations of any ass-holery, bad friendingness, any harmful auditory queues.
-Eyes to been seen and adored by while pulling double duty to cover/aid in discovering the existence of fart heads visually.
-Arms/hands to hold and cherish whenever possible, lift and build/fix whatever/whenever useful, slap some BOOTY, make metal and flip bird.
-Legs to be looked at, something about thighs, for kicking behinds, cans, really anything that needs a friggin’ boot.
-Heart to beat for the process of sustaining physical existence as to make any of this possible.
-Brain to always remind ego it’s magic meat bag skeleton should create stupid, honest feats of artistic expression, like this disaster of texted word, so maybe Mandi will see and like.
Being deeply, truly (simultaneously foolishly, self-destructively) in love with and determined to be, on many/multiple levels, any/all hopes, wishes, needs or desires for one particular and special gal that goes by ‘Mandi’. Available examples are-
-Shoulders to use as desired. To cry/lean on, punch, bite, booger rag wipe, hold/hug/kiss.
-Ear(s) to listen about any and all thoughts, etc, while mentally observing verbalizations of any ass-holery, bad friendingness, any harmful auditory queues.
-Eyes to been seen and adored by while pulling double duty to cover/aid in discovering the existence of fart heads visually.
-Arms/hands to hold and cherish whenever possible, lift and build/fix whatever/whenever useful, slap some BOOTY, make metal and flip bird.
-Legs to be looked at, something about thighs, for kicking behinds, cans, really anything that needs a friggin’ boot.
-Heart to beat for the process of sustaining physical existence as to make any of this possible.
-Brain to always remind ego it’s magic meat bag skeleton should create stupid, honest feats of artistic expression, like this disaster of texted word, so maybe Mandi will see and like.
‘Since meeting her, I’ve been ‘Mandazzled’.’
Random bar bro: ‘Yo, you acted like a romantic dingbat. Need a beer?’
Self: ‘Ya, I know, don’t care bar bro. While I don’t need a beer, I’ll have one. Straight ‘Mandazzled’, random bar bro.
‘Don’t f*ck with me, I’m ‘Mandazzled’ and trying to be surprisingly romantic, Hernando Blancadonutstien!, I don’t need you interrupting!’
Random bar bro: ‘Yo, you acted like a romantic dingbat. Need a beer?’
Self: ‘Ya, I know, don’t care bar bro. While I don’t need a beer, I’ll have one. Straight ‘Mandazzled’, random bar bro.
‘Don’t f*ck with me, I’m ‘Mandazzled’ and trying to be surprisingly romantic, Hernando Blancadonutstien!, I don’t need you interrupting!’
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A mandingas is a very butch like straight woman who neglects to shave her coochie, anus, arms, legs and whose cooter stank so bad ain't no body but the lowliest bum would have a taste of the female genital area.
Usually men run away in fear and she angrily begins to take up witchcraft, but if she wasn't so skanky and stanky maybe she'd be able to keep a guy, but nah she quickly switches into lesbo mode and goes on the warpath of hate and destruction!
A mandingas is a very butch like straight woman who neglects to shave her coochie, anus, arms, legs and whose cooter stank so bad ain't no body but the lowliest bum would have a taste of the female genital area.
Usually men run away in fear and she angrily begins to take up witchcraft, but if she wasn't so skanky and stanky maybe she'd be able to keep a guy, but nah she quickly switches into lesbo mode and goes on the warpath of hate and destruction!
Angela: I killed 5.6 mil people with my mind because of you!
Kevin: Shoulda showered bitch dayum!
Angela: that's ok asshole I made a doppelganger robotic version of you and he eats my twat! Has to pick his teeth and brush for days but meh it works for me!
Kevin: Shoulda just showered and had me do it ya Mandingas!
Kevin: Shoulda showered bitch dayum!
Angela: that's ok asshole I made a doppelganger robotic version of you and he eats my twat! Has to pick his teeth and brush for days but meh it works for me!
Kevin: Shoulda just showered and had me do it ya Mandingas!
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