Kelly Loeffler

World's biggest fag who never thinks of average people and is somehow in the United States Senate

No senator is like Kelly Loeffler. She's an oldfag handpicked from the oldest anarchy server in minecraft to the youngest fascist senate in real life

by InvaderInvader November 21, 2020

celia kelly

celia kelly is the artist of the chug nut song also the singer of chug nut!

wow its that fantastic chug nut song sung by celia kelly

by celia kelly July 20, 2006

sam keller

the fucking man; a god among west coast quarter backs

Every year Sam Keller chooses one lucky first born child to be thrown into the sun.

by Tanner Case November 1, 2007

Matt Kelleher

the highest form of human being, part of the LBGTQ+ community and attends LVC, he is often quick to correct and easily to offend .

i wish i was as good looking as Matt Kelleher

by linton village college is shit January 12, 2021

the dennis kelly

The most horny, slimy, smelly, and wet sex position a woman could be in e.g. Jessica Alba resting in a pool of chocolate pudding while her mate penetrates he smegma sealed vagina, causing her to secrete fluids from every gland possible. You should try it sometime

Last night, I my large black boyfriend did the dennis kelly to me and he chocked on my secretions.

by CockMeatSangwhich May 26, 2011

Helen Keller

The state of awareness you assume when you are playing a first person shooter video game (i.e. Modern Warfare 2) and you take a full frontal blast from a flashbang grenade that fully blinds and deafens you, thus giving you the effect that you are "Helen Keller", aimlessly fumbling around blind and deaf to the world.

James: "Steve, to your right, shoot that guy!"

Steve: "Dude I'm 'Helen Keller'! I can't see or hear shit!"

by Casual T Shirt December 2, 2009

Kellyn

A super-cool guy that loves to play halo, drink beers, and smoke the good shit. Also known to yell "ARMAGEDDON!" at random.

I just had a Kellyn of a day. It was awesome!

by Frogg1rl July 14, 2009