fridge jizzed

This is what happens to you when you post the same meme five minutes after someone else.

Hey Benjamin, Stella posted that meme five minutes ago. You got fridge jizzed.

by Sarcia26 May 23, 2020

gimme-jizzing

To go gimme-jizzing is for one to go around asking men to ejaculate upon them.

Carmen didn't feel pretty one night, so she put on a dress and went out gimme-jizzing until she got slimed on.

by lil_sacko August 25, 2021

jizz lightyear

When you jizz further than ever - to infinity and beyond.

I pulled out and it flew beyond her face and hit the back wall. It was a full jizz lightyear!

by Kavorks April 3, 2021

jizz painting

The act of cumming onto a girls stomach and using that cum to paint a picture with your dick

After I finished on Jenna I made a jizz painting of her much hotter sister

by legratsp October 8, 2013

Jizz-Kill

To be used in place of cockblock and fun killer but only when both are applicable.

"Jennifer, He came home early. God, what a jizz-kill"

by ctrlpew May 8, 2020

jizz valcano

When your dick sprays cum every where because a guys erection is so hard

Dude last night with my girl I had a jizz valcano

by Cameronblue19 June 29, 2017

jizz pie

Some pie but it has a nice surprise for straight females and gay males mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I loooooovvvvveee your jizz pie babe

by Mama yo ♡ May 28, 2018