jack stephan 

A reputable and reliable Southern California plumbing and heating company with kick-ass television commercials.

"For over 50 years, Southern California has been turning to Jack Stephan Plumbing and Heating for all their plumbing, drain, heating, and air conditioning needs. Servicing Los Angeles, Orange, Riverside, San Bernardino, and Ventura counties since 1946, you can count on us to provide fast, reliable service and the ultimate in customer service."
-Jack Stefanovich (Stephan, Jack Stephan)
-Jack Stephanino (Stephan, Jack Stephan)
-That name: Jack Stephan

jack stephan by Fantastic Billy December 19, 2003

Jack Kelly 

The lead character and star in the movie Newsies. Played by Christian Bale. The leader of the Manhattan Newsies, as well as the newsboys strike of 1899 (fictionally). His co-leader being David Jacobs, and is aided in selling by Dave's younger brother Les. Sings the song Santa Fe, and in the end coupls with the character of Sarah Jacobs, the sister of the Jacobs brothers (Sarah is often the least favorite character of many newsie fans). His arch enimy, and the man he is constantly running away from is the Warden Snyder.

In the movie Jack lies and says his mother and father had gone to Santa Fe and when they found a place to stay they were going to send for him. The reality of the situation though was that his mother was killed, and his father was in jail. He also lies about his name as well, his real name being Francis Sullivan.

"Santa Fe are you there? Do you swear you won't forget me?"
"Youse guys gotta be Am-bastards!"

Jack Kelly: "Guess I can't be somethin' I ain't."
Dave: "What a scab?"
Jack Kelly: "Naw, smart."

Jack Kelly by Antha Thropp August 14, 2006

jack wagon 

Loser. Someone who is totally worthless.

"Maybe we should chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jack wagon!" (Geico commercial asking does a former drill sergeant make a good therapist?)

jack wagon by kayemmdee July 7, 2010

jacksie towel 

A shit streaked towel following an inadequate shower

Nellie's white sheriden towel was transformed into a jacksie towel after Steve came to stay

jacksie towel by Gnub Jist May 21, 2016

The Alan Jackson 

noun; Scenario when you are with a girl about to hook up and she says she's not ready. This is promptly followed by settling for a burger and/or grape snow cone and dropping said girl off early at her house.

"Dude, I was about to get it in with Clarissa last night after the movie when she pulled The Alan Jackson...I was so mad! I was willing, but she wasn't ready."

The Alan Jackson by moliver130 January 8, 2011

jack's mom 

milf all jack's friends want to fuck

"dude i wanna bang Jack's mom so bad"
"same here she's a milf"

jack's mom by bob dent November 21, 2011

heinous ass jackal 

A person who is annoying beyond belief.

Ian: I'm soo great
Terry: Shut it you heinous ass jackal

heinous ass jackal by Craig Cummings October 7, 2005