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long beach island 

lbi is the shit, i mean horney sluty torists girls, who want to fuck constenly. Laughing and ragging on the torrists as they walk around little scooners warf. The surf is not to good but i go every day. Also the smizz is the danks.
where you get this dank smizz.

Long Beach Island

I love that place, fuck a tourists there.
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Long Island 

A small piece of land wedged between New York City and oblivion. Forever known for Billy Joel, grating accents, and, unfortunately, the Hamptons.
I'll speak funny and listen to Billy Joel, but I'm from Long Island, not the Hamptons.
Long Island by Silver386 October 8, 2005

taco island 

After their employers have noticed (or created) an advertisement for a tourist hot-spot featuring taco decor, unlucky employees will be confined to Taco Island in lieu of actual vacation time.
It's not a vacation, Steve; it's Taco Island.

LONG ISLAND 

Is an island off Manhattan island, that is 118 miles long. Long Island contains Queens, Brooklyn, Nassau, and Suffolk counties. Queens and Brooklyn are part of the 5 boroughs of New York City.

Nassau and Suffolk Counties are not part of the 5 boroughs and are strictly just Long Island.

***I don't know why, but many that live in Queens and Brooklyn think they're not part of "long island". Sorry, unless there is some river that just appears overnight over the Queens/Nassau border, you are part of THIS island!

***Many that live in Nassau and Suffolk (not all sorry if I generalized somebody), think that once you cross that Queens/Nassau border, you are no longer part of long island. Nope, they're the city limits, and also geographically connected to this very island.

If you want to listen to me, maybe you should substitute the term "long island" if you live in Queens or Brooklyn, to "going out east" or "out in the island", just something like that etc. Same thing goes for you guys in Nassau and Suffolk, when your heading towards Queens or Brooklyn, just say "Queens" or "Brooklyn"

Rock on --
Blah blah blah Long island blah blah

***they made we write this

merritt island high school 

A booksmart school but none of the kids having any common sense at all and people are totally rude, and full of rapists and their math program is SHIT .
“You go to merritt island high school?”

“Yeah why bitch?”

“ god i was just asking”

South Padre Island Smoke Alarm 

A variation of the sexual position "piledriver." During intercourse from a piledriver position, the partner being piledriven emits a fart and the fart is lit on fire (either from a heat source supplied by one of the two partners or from a third party) while someone makes the telltale beeping noise of a ceiling smoke alarm (again, either partner or a third party may supply this noise).
When the drapes caught fire during their second attempt at the South Padre Island Smoke Alarm and the actual smoke alarm woke every guest up, Carl and Carla knew they wouldn't be allowed to film their piledriver sex scenes in the hotel lobby any more.

Party Island 

A phrase, used in response to the statement- ''No man is an island''
I am a Party Island.

There is only one other palm tree on my Party Island.

Dude, your a complete PARTY ISLAND