irish condom

An empty Mars Bar wrapper thats only open at one end.

I didn't have a rubber on me so i had to use and Irish condom

by eireman March 28, 2009

Irish Spring

When you use a potato as a condom and then have sex. The blood that will be pouring out afterwards collects in a pool and eventually streams down the side of the bed. The bleeding vagina or the pool of blood can hence be called, an "Irish Spring".

Back in Ireland, we didn't have condoms. Instead, we used potatoes. And you know that afterwards the girl would be bleeding a river. Now that's a REAL Irish Spring.

by desufag April 17, 2007

irish bug

Derogatory term to describe offspring of Irish immigrants in America.

George McFly is an Irish bug.

by kevintheoman December 12, 2009

irish flower

Irish flower is when you're walking in a field in irleland depressed, pick a flower, ejaculate into the flower and pour a shot of jameson on it and eat it.

I was walking through a field after a break up and made myself and irish flower

by Clyde douchard March 16, 2019

Irish root

An extremely old and uncommon english term meaning penis.

Teacher: What are you planning to do with yourself when you graduate school?

Girl: I'm thinking about travelling; seeing the world, find myself.. and a bit of irish root.

by Angry Scotsman June 27, 2009

Irish Spoon

A synonym for being raped, usually violently from behind by a drunk Irishman.

aah did ye get the old Irish Spoon lad

by Scruffy McDonald February 19, 2009

Irish Haystack

Clipping your pubes on you lover or liker, unsuspecting or not.

"I thought that was fucking floss!" -m'lady

A real man will never irish haystack and tell. Her.

by Pat Carey July 30, 2010