iPod pimple

Pimples you get in your ears from Ipod headphones.

The Ipod headphones just gave me an iPod pimple.

by Simon Turkel February 21, 2007

iPocalypse

When your iPod / MP3 player suddenly and unexpectedly wipes out all your music, causing fear, panic, and usually mass amounts of illegal downloading to replace the lost songs.

"Oh man, I just had an iPocalypse! I lost like 4000 songs!"

"Ian had an iPocalypse and now has to re-download all his music from torrent sites."

by Kaboooooooooom January 26, 2009

iPod killer

1. A new personal music player (aka: mp3 player or PMP) that is so superior and well designed that it poses a potential threat to the Apple iPod empire.

2. A personal music player that has more features, superior sound quality, a removable battery and longer battery life than an Apple iPod.

My new mp3 player is an iPod killer! It's much more than a fashion statement: it has 40 hours of battery life, non-proprietary software and 108dB SNR!

by blox April 21, 2007

iPod Touch

A super skinny iPod that can slip between the cracks in a couch, causing it to be lost for hours. This may cause people to flip the fuck out, literally cry like real liquid tears, and break lamps. If the girlfriend is the reason it got lost, it may result in both parties getting negative ass.

iPod touch owner: "dude i have to move the couch to find my iPod"
MOVES TABLE, THUS KNOCKING OVER LAMP
House owner: "alright, move the couch right into the fucking glass table!@!#$^&*"

iPod Touch owner: Wah wah wah!!!!!

Everyone else in the house: "Hhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha"

by Chorg October 18, 2009

iPhuck

A gross over-user of the iPhone, taking any opportunity to use their Apple device to solve any crossroads, especially when it's not needed, and definitely when it's most annoying.

"Dude, we're at dinner. Can you not be such an iPhuck and put your iPhone away for 15 minutes?"

by I'll take the XJ please August 3, 2008

iPhone Tard

What iPhone owners turn into when they try to type on their iPhone.

Text from iPhone owner - "Anything could ducking happen next week."

Reply from non-tard - "That's right iPhone tard...ducking right!"

by Dr. Carlos Jones March 31, 2009

iPod Nazi

A person that believe iPods are the best mp3 player ever, to an extent of being fanatical and Nazi-like.

An iPod Nazi often criticize those people who use any kind of mp3 player except and iPods, no matter if their mp3 player is better or worse then their iPod.

God forbid an iPod Nazi catches you using a fake iPod, they will have a severe case of Verbal Diarrhea while criticizing you.

by FADM_Notbob December 9, 2008