nut blast

blowin your load all over someone just to make a point.

I'm gonna give that bitch the nut blast, and I won't even feel bad about it.

by Dante September 18, 2003

kick in the nuts

When someone uses a swift movement of their foot to pulverize another persons testicles. this will usually immobilise the kickee.

If you don't shut up you are goning to get a kick in the nuts.

by Brett May 6, 2003

Nut Chowder

Semen, specifically that which is quite thick in nature.

"She doesn't know it yet, but she's about to find out that nothing takes the chill off quicker than a bellyful of warm Nut Chowder."

"Nut Chowder stays chunky.....EVEN in milk."

"Pass the nut chowder, please."

by Poop S. June 11, 2006

bulge nuts

when you can see someones nuts through their pants cuz theyre so tight

the jonas brothers have bulge nuts

by deekra October 5, 2008

Nut Locked

Unable to bust a nut. Such reasons may include, but are not limited to, impotence, blue balls, edging or orgasm deprivation. May also occur due to high frequency of repetitive wank sessions that the nuts are spent and unable to keep up and only able to dry nut.

I edged myself all night last night and in the end I got nut locked.

That ho cock teased me all night and I got nut locked.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

No nut Police

A law enforcement manpower and body that ensure men become gods and gods become mere men.

The heroes who govern our Lord and saviour No nut November

If a fellow's feeling like a bellow the No nut Police will arrive on the Facebook scene in the form of a visual rhetoric.

Usually around week 2 you can start to levitate just btw. That's pretty cool.

Coupon: This Coupon Good For 1 FREE NUT during the month of November. *does not disqualify from #noutnovember - void when used. Exp: 11/30

No nut police: Stop, it's the nut police. Free nut coupons are strictly prohibited, anyone who has already used them is disqualified

BOYS RUN!!!

by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 4, 2018

Knock Nut

When you nut so hard it gives you the sensation of having been knocked out.

"Oh man did you just Knock Nut yourself?"

"If I did, I wouldn't be talking to you at this very moment now would I?"

"Damn you right."

by 12thBestGalioNA September 21, 2018