Glasses

Something people who cant see well have to use, whether it's for now, or until the day they die. Infact, im writing this without my glasses on, so it's blurry, lol.

"Oh my god! JESSSICA! I CANT SEEEEEE! I DONT GOT MY GLASSES ON!"

by JESSSICA!!! July 25, 2018

glasshole

a person that is a prick in the glazing industry. Someone who thinks they know everything about glass, but really only knows how to run their mouth.

This glasshole has no idea what he is talking about. What a glasshole. You can see right through this glasshole.

by Capt Beyke October 24, 2018

peahead glasses

glasses for peaheads, on a normal person these glasses would look small, but no, there for peaheads.

peahead glasses are featured in camp rock.

by psamps January 27, 2009

chinese glasses

When you have to squint to read something.

"I forgot my glasses at home and can't read this menu. Oh, it's ok I have my Chinese glasses with me! "

(ー_ー)

by Dick L. December 14, 2013

raccoon glasses

When a girl gives a blowjob and the guy proceeds to repeatedly smack his balls into the girls eye sockets, thus giving her two raccoon-like eyes.

Girl 1: ...and then when he finished he told me he gave me raccoon glasses?
Girl 2: Have you looked in the mirror since then?
Girl 1: No, should I?
Girl 2: Dumb slut.

by trror March 16, 2014

Get Glasses

to take shots or get drunk; to go out and drink alcohol

Hey, you tryna get glasses tonight?
Nah man I got glasses last week, I was fucked up!

by angie1354 November 9, 2018

Deep Pockets with Glass in the Bottom

Your so cheap that you can't get to your money in your pockets and if you could you wouldn't because there is sharp glass in the bottom, therefore you won't try to get your money. Cheapskate.

Adam is so cheap he has deep pockets with glass in the bottom.

by jdgator June 18, 2011