five finger anal death punch

Where you jab your hand up someone else's ass, but then, quickly forming your hand into a fist before it hits the anus. The resulting impact kills the person instantly. Ideal for a KO move.
Inspired by the term "anal death punch" and the band "Five Finger Death Punch" (an amalgamation of each phrase).

*InsertNameHere* gives person B a five finger anal death punch. B drops dead almost immediately.

by jedarus May 19, 2009

five fingered shuffle

To masturbate; have a wank

My mum came in and caught me doing the five fingered shuffle

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

five knuckle chuckle

a slang term used for male masturbation.

"what took you so long, were you out back doing the five knuckle chuckle?"

"she was so hot, I had to do a five knuckle chuckle when I got home."

by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008

high five bandit

someone that will come in between your highfive with someone and high five you and the other person instead of you high fiveing the person you origonally wanted to.

i cannot really give an example for a high five bandit.

by bobthebuildersexwife February 6, 2007

Hypothetical High Five

The act (or, indeed, thought) of giving a person a high five without any physical contact, as the two persons are usually across the room from each other and far too lazy to get off their asses. Often occurs after a minor success or simply to display ones awesomeness. The process will many times include nodding to further affirm their collective staggering amazingness.

Person No. 1: Hypothetical high five!

(Persons 1 and 2 think about this)

Persons No. 1 & 2: Nice!

by J Bernard December 31, 2007

high five

the act of gathering $5 from 4 of your friends to buy a gram of weed, and then smoking it in one session.

yo, are you guys down for a high five tonight?

by rascally crumpit February 22, 2010

FIVE STAR BITCH

WELL ACCORDING TO YO GOTTI, A FIVE STAR BITCH IS A GIRL WHOS FINE AND SEXY AS HELL, COOK, CLEAN AND GOT HER PRIORITY'S STRAIGHT. AND SHE ALSO DOES ANY AND EVERYTHING IN BED, AND SHE GOOD AT IT. FROM GIVIN HEAD,THE 69, AND KNOW HOW TO RIDE THAT DICK!!!!

AY G, U SEE THAT GIRL OVA THERE, I HEARD SHE A FIVE STAR BITCH, SHE GIVE HEAD AND EVERYTHING.

by B_JIZZLE FO SHIZZLE October 29, 2009