fuck me in the ass

1) an interjection used when something unexpected happens

2) an interjection used when something does not go as planned or as expected

3) a legitimate request for anal intercourse

1) Shit, that mouse kicked that cat's ass! Fuck me in the ass!

2) Dammit! The Minecraft server admin banned me! Fuck me in the ass!

3) Oh, yah, fuck me in the ass!

by russianwarrior November 19, 2013

oh fuck you

Something that's fun to say whether you really mean it or are just joking.

Tim:"hey what's going on?"
me: "oh fuck you"

by tim meh September 25, 2005

Danger fuck

Having sex in a place or situation where the risk of getting caught adds to the thrill, the riskier and filthier the better including not using protection. Can be opportunistic or arranging a situation (setting the stage) where having sex under the nose of one or more partners increases the danger and getting away with it is the goal.

I have a fuck buddy who arranged for me to come to her boyfriend's party where no one knew we knew each other when everyone was wasted. She waited for me in a room away from the main party which could be locked and we had a danger fuck, the boyfriend even tried the door looking for her! We carried on acting like we didn't know each other afterwards and when we realised we'd gotten away with it we were so turned on we went upstairs and did it again with the door unlocked. That was a mega-danger fuck!

by Bob_Bobington February 24, 2010

What Le Fuck

An amusing way of saying "What the fuck" with a little french mixed in. Ahh, refreshing!

What Le Fuck is that guy doing?!

by Rob S February 14, 2004

Fuck a doodle doo

1.) An expression of cynicism or to be unimpressed. Used in the film "Shaun of the Dead."
2.) An expression of surprise and alarm.

"Why, because he can impersonate an orangutang? Well, fuck-a-doodle-doo."

by Megan I. July 10, 2005

fuck shit

used to show how ridiculous something is

I can't believe you tried me wit dat fuck shit!

by Khambriel April 11, 2008

fuck stain

Thw combination of semen and vagina juice that leaves a white and crusty stain in the back of your chevy corsica that is impossible to remove.

That crusty shit that you are sitting on is the fuck stain that your sister left.

by Turbo Uzi March 20, 2003