A state of mind which the affected person has been reduced to a tipsy, drunk, groggy, like mentality but the cause and main focus of the individual is cock. It can be considered an altered state, achieved via intense desire, actual intoxication, or be hypnotically induced
The state can be achieved by looking at, thinking about, or even being in close context with the cock(s) in question.
The state can be achieved by looking at, thinking about, or even being in close context with the cock(s) in question.
I cant stop staring at iittt fuck, mmmm your cock looks so yummmy fuckkk heh I'm so fucking cock drunk god I need it
by Cultic Terror July 17, 2023
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This list is people who you have said that you will not call when you are drinking. adversly, the same list includes the same people that you will not answer phone calls feom when you have been drinking.
This list most commonly includes:
parents
partner or ex's
Paroll officers
that sketchball who always calls you to see where the good parties are
This list is people who you have said that you will not call when you are drinking. adversly, the same list includes the same people that you will not answer phone calls feom when you have been drinking.
This list most commonly includes:
parents
partner or ex's
Paroll officers
that sketchball who always calls you to see where the good parties are
1: hey joe, i think ur phone is ringing.
2: yup it is, but its my ex.
1: so? arent u gonna answer it?
2: nope, shes on the do not drunk dial list.
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1: i think im gonna call stacey.
2: u really shouldnt, you said no matter what, you were gonna put her on youre do not drunk dial list.
1: good call, take my phone for me bro.
2: yup it is, but its my ex.
1: so? arent u gonna answer it?
2: nope, shes on the do not drunk dial list.
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1: i think im gonna call stacey.
2: u really shouldnt, you said no matter what, you were gonna put her on youre do not drunk dial list.
1: good call, take my phone for me bro.
by fatguylittlecoat October 24, 2009
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adj. being in an extreme state of inebriation. Made famous by Toronto mayor Rob Ford's 2013 confession of having smoked crack while in a drunken stupour at some point the previous year.
1. I did have a number of drinks but I didn't get Rob Ford drunk.
2. FML!! I'm getting Rob Ford drunk tonight!
3. Did you see that guy strip naked and shoot heroin into his balls in the middle of the highway? I think he was Rob Ford drunk.
2. FML!! I'm getting Rob Ford drunk tonight!
3. Did you see that guy strip naked and shoot heroin into his balls in the middle of the highway? I think he was Rob Ford drunk.
by NixonAddict November 13, 2013
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This state of drunkenness occurs most frequently with sorority girls and beer sluts.
This state of drunkenness occurs most frequently with sorority girls and beer sluts.
Kaitlyn: I wanna get faded.
Harper: like, totally.
Kaitlyn: glug, glug, glug, glug, glug. (Does five jaeger bombs in a row). Wow. I'm spinny drunk.
Harper: lets go to Cody's house.
Kaitlyn: (falls to the floor).
Harper: like, totally.
Kaitlyn: glug, glug, glug, glug, glug. (Does five jaeger bombs in a row). Wow. I'm spinny drunk.
Harper: lets go to Cody's house.
Kaitlyn: (falls to the floor).
by jrubadubee May 1, 2010
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“ I can’t believe that Sam admitted she loved me”
“ she doesn’t love you homie. You don’t have a car or a job, girl was cum drunk”
“ she doesn’t love you homie. You don’t have a car or a job, girl was cum drunk”
by Unadulterated sàvägery May 30, 2021
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1. Being intoxicated in a professional setting with the goal of improved networking, or creating an environment conducive to closing deals; usually achieved through the use of expense accounts and open bars.
2. A true test of business prowess, as these goals must be achieved through, and in spite of the wide availability of top shelf alcohol.
1. Being intoxicated in a professional setting with the goal of improved networking, or creating an environment conducive to closing deals; usually achieved through the use of expense accounts and open bars.
2. A true test of business prowess, as these goals must be achieved through, and in spite of the wide availability of top shelf alcohol.
"Boy, I just can't seem to get any traction with this new client!"
"Well, let's invite him to the Four Seasons on Friday and get business drunk!"
"Did you hear how Rachel ended up exposing her breasts to that client at the Four Seasons?"
"Pshh...what a novice, doesn't even know how to stay business drunk."
"Well, let's invite him to the Four Seasons on Friday and get business drunk!"
"Did you hear how Rachel ended up exposing her breasts to that client at the Four Seasons?"
"Pshh...what a novice, doesn't even know how to stay business drunk."
by Arloc December 9, 2009
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"DON'T GO RIGHT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT FUCK"
"I don't think so Mr. Slender I'm a rapist"
"WHO GOES TO THE PARK AT NIGHT AND DOESN'T BRING A WEAPON?! What kind of park is safe at night?"
"DON'T GO RIGHT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT FUCK"
"I don't think so Mr. Slender I'm a rapist"
"WHO GOES TO THE PARK AT NIGHT AND DOESN'T BRING A WEAPON?! What kind of park is safe at night?"
by Cryaotic's girl February 6, 2014
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