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The LifeTime DoucheBag Award

The lifetime D-Bag award is a very hard award to win but without fail someone always does.and without further adue i present to you the Lifetime D-Bag award winner.......

Brandon P.!!!!!!!
For all his great work in douchebagery Brandon P. has earned his rightful place among the doucheiest of douches with The LifeTime DoucheBag Award in hand!!!
by TheOneForHer February 21, 2009
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Social Media Douchebag

Somebody who abuses social media to promote their own agenda.
That Social Media Douchebag is asking everyone for reciprocal follows.
by Bulwark_jrm August 15, 2011
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The point at which you and another person get so passive-aggressive to each other that it doesn't matter who started it, because at this point you're both just plain douchebags.
Person A turns down the thermostat. Person B waits for A to leave, turns it back up. Repeat until one has to leave out of frustration. This is the point of mutually assured douchebaggery.
by thatguy20 July 8, 2012
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Class C Douchebag

A douchebag towards women or men, that one wants to fuck or use as a booty call, with no intention of further relations.
"Did you hear about John and that girl he brought home from the bar?"

"No what happened?"

"He fucked her then told her that she was way too ugly to fuck while sober!"

"Oh dude, what a Class C Douchebag!"
by Tistheboss August 25, 2012
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Rubber-Dubber Douchebag

Someone who is an excessive asshole while driving.

Including but not limited to: road rage, cutting people off, swerving, not paying attention, etc.
Guy 1: Sorry I’m late, some jerk cut someone off and got in a wreck.

Guy 2: Sounds like a real rubber-dubber douchebag.
by LatentYeet July 18, 2020
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Ultimate Chopper Douchebag Faggot

Hey you see that fucking retard on his chopper sucking dicks? Yeah that’s the Ultimate Chopper Douchebag Faggot
by NotAqueernamedBrad December 8, 2021
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When someone is respectful and to everyone except a certain person. This may occur in people due to personal issues and heavily applies among teachers.
Student: She treats everyone nicely except me!
School Counselor: Ms. Watkins, you have a case of SDS (Selective Douchebag Syndrome), which means you treat everyone nicely except someone certain.
by An SUV December 29, 2021
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