online dating

when a bunch of PATHETIC lowlifes go on social media and date. lmfao you losers who online date need a real relationship...oh wait...you can't even get probably because one, how you look, two or your disgusting personality
online dating is for losers
by go cry about it April 19, 2021
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Blackout Dates

Overalpping days upon which all the women a male is dating happen to be engaged in menstrual cycles, resulting in no available choices for sexual activity.
Man, I was hoping to have a date tonight, but all I got is blackout dates from all my girls.
by pwrmacjedi July 13, 2010
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speed date

when 2 members of the oppostite sex meet for a 20 min date ofcoffee and conversation. this situation leave more options ie. if you like her you might let her buy you dinner. if she winds up being a freakshow you can always say. "ah shucks... i forgot... i need to go floss my cat"
by dude January 21, 2004
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Serial Date

Someone who cannot be dateless for a period of time.
Some might date two people in the same night.
Will never date someone twice.
Think of a serial killer, he needs to kill, a serial date, needs to date.
Kenz is a serial date, she has never been single.
by alee-alee January 16, 2009
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Pseudo Date

When two friends of the opposite sex hang out with no romantic intentions.
My friend and I went on a Pseudo Date to the movies
by HJUdall May 03, 2016
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Man Date

When two guys who are good friends go for a night on the town, usually involving alcohol and generally a good time. No girls of any kind allowed in or with
Jeff1: dude thanks for the epic man date last night, had an epic time

Jeff2: No problem man we should do it again
by roger1235 April 27, 2012
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Dating Regret

When you find out the person you were dating is a total douce bag and you vomit in your mouth a little bit everytime you think about the fact that you were with them.
I can't get out of bed today because I'm experiencing some major dating regret.

This dating regret just keeps playing in my mind and it's making me sick.
by biggirl888 January 05, 2012
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