donkey Douche 

when a man has sexual relations with a female donkey the donkey must be cleaned out with a douche before its next encounter. the female donkey is cleansed with this douche to ensure years of healthy fun.

neccessary for all animals commonly used for beastiality. for example chickens, cows, and goats.

in the movie clerks 2, you can make love to "kinky kelly" the donkey for 500 bucks. the donkey must be cleaned out with a donkey douche between performances or between clients.

donkey Douche by bob plumblow March 15, 2008

Donkey slap 

Pimpslap while fucking

fuck youre girl doggystyle, then put it (without saying anything) in her ass. She turns her had give her a full pimp slap (back-hand right on the face) and say "HOW ARE YOU DOING" This is the "Donkey slap"

Donkey slap by KPC-nick February 18, 2009

donkey conch 

while similar to a 'donkey konk' or 'donkey punch', there is a slight difference at the end. Instead of punching one's partner in the back of the head, one finds a conch shell and wacks it over one's partner's head a la lord of the flies.

sucks to your assmar piggy. i'm gonna donkey conch you.

donkey conch by citypulse was there first October 5, 2005

donkey dick

A major disappointment, such as a bad ending to a movie or book.

"Man, that movie sucked Donkey Dick."

"The ending of the book sucked major Donkey Dick."

donkey dick by E. D. July 12, 2008

Donkey Punch

Donkey Kong's neutral b attack in Super Smash Bros

I donkey punched that guy in a tournament last night

Donkey Punch by pussymaster69420 March 12, 2015

donkey dick

A metal piece used to hold the frame of scaffolding together, often used in construction.

Looks like we won't be able to put the siding on the 6th floor today, we're out of donkey dicks

donkey dick by stubbs1952 July 5, 2006

donkey dick

A really really REALLY large bud of Cannabis Sativa.

Jared whipped out a donkey dick and forty Rastafarians passed out before it was half smoked.

donkey dick by Mentally Guitarded April 18, 2006