Doing a Dave

Doing a Dave is where somebody takes control of the music, plays progressive songs that are boring as fuck e.g BT but claims they are "classic" and was once played at the start of a set.

To cap it off the person doing the Dave will only play 20 seconds of a song before going off on a tangent to a totaly different song.

For fucks sake this guy is doing a Dave, I want to hear a whole song not just 20 seconds of it

by Zavi Mace November 18, 2017

BIG DAVE

The American friend that doesn't understand British humour.

DR. GUCE is Big Dave

by I AM DR GUCE November 19, 2017

dave yelverton

A person who typically works in a petrol station or garage.

“What do you work as?” “Oh he works as a dave yelverton”

by Trolley911 November 29, 2017

Dave’s Teacan

The representation of how long Dave’s dick is. It hangs low and leaves a huge bulge in his pants. ‘‘Tis the size of an Arizona Tea Can

Wow! Dave’s Teacan is huge! I wonder how a child predator has such a long one

by Dave’s youngest Victim December 2, 2017

Dave Senior Tyee

Any Chinook salmon over 21lbs.

Me: "Hey Dave, how big do you think that fish is"

Dave Senior: "35 pounds!"
Me: *Puts it on the scale* "Wow 22 pounds"
David Summers: "A Dave Senior Tyee"

by HardyFisher December 5, 2017

Dave Cormier

A sexy man with a beastly beard. Legend has it women orgasm as he walks by them.

"Did you feel a breeze?"
"No but i think i just had a Dave Cormier in my pants"

by Wolfgangmang February 10, 2017

Dave Burley

A fictional person at a bar whose tab you put your drinks on.

Bartender, give me 4 shots of Fireball, on the tab for Dave Burley.

by Hugh G. Rekshon Jr. February 22, 2017