Contact Farting

The unwavering need to fart heavily when ever making contact with your best friend.

"Sorry I can't help it, It's contact farting"

by Van Nostram September 20, 2016

Cantaleene

The excited outburst of going to the cafeteria (canteen)

I am so excite to eat lunch. I feel very cantaleene .

by ReinaBITCH December 13, 2016

cantae

Perfect girl, loving, beautiful, stubborn and loves to smoke.

Cantae is very beautiful

by RuthlessSavage December 19, 2016

cantaloupe

SMW a wiener sucking kunk

Hooman1: fawk u kunk
Hooman2: cantaloupe

by HereComesDatboiOHSHIT December 21, 2016

Cantaloupe

To not be funny

To Be a terrible friend
To have a no sense of humor

Lyle you're such a cantaloupe.

Rachel: what did one box say to another?

Go die.

Tyler: cantaloupe.

by Hi my name is Alfred June 23, 2016

Cantankerous

Testy, grumpy.

Person 1: Stop being so cantankerous!
Person 2: Shut up, just leave me alone would you!?!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

contact dermatitis

Contact dermatitis is a common condition among motorbikers who don't wear enough gear (Squids) and happen to interact with the road at speed.

Also known as road rash.

Hey did you hear about that squid from the other night? He came off on a bend and caught a bad case of contact dermatitis.

by pajobr January 22, 2017