H-Town Clown

The H-Town Clown, a sex act common in the city of Houston, is when a man fucks his special lady friend while she is on her period, then pulls out when he is done and wipes his dick across her mouth resulting in what looks like clown makeup.

Me: Did you hear what Twan did last night?
Friend: No, what?
Me: He was fucking his girl on the rag and gave her the H-Town Clown afterward.
Friend: Oh man! I bet she looked just like Bozo!

by FreakThatBitch September 8, 2009

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punch the clown

originally a reference to a children's toy. the clown (or whatever character-- i had heman) was a weighted bottom blow-up punching bag. it was designed to pop back up to a standing position when knocked over. essentially, punching the clown is a useless act which accomplished nothing. often used in reference to menial tasks and bureaucratic corporate jobs.

i do about fifteen minutes of real work everyday, but mostly i just sit around and punch the clown.

by badronnie October 13, 2004

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Crusty The Clown

"Crusty The Clown"- when your female doesn't put out the night before, so you ejaculate on her eyes while she's asleep. Therefore not able to open her eyes!

That bitch wouldn't give me head, so I gave her a "Crusty The Clown" while she snored.

by Tonemaster August 8, 2007

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