the annoying cunt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me shit that i don't need.
should really target the elderly or disabled.
should really target the elderly or disabled.
"hello and how are you today?"
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"
*hangs up phone*
"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"
*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"
*hangs up phone*
"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"
*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*
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Jo-I know what you mean.
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