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Cross-pollination

To expell flatulence directly onto the skin or clothing of another person.
He lifted the small redneck behind his back and soiled his uniform using the cross-pollination technique.
by spankmasterflash 5000 September 23, 2010
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Carolina chopsticks

To lift an object from the floor using only one's buttcheeks.
He left his book in the sonar control room, so i picked it up with my Carolina chopsticks.
by spankmasterflash 5000 September 23, 2010
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