Recession Candy

the cheap ass candy you can buy at a value price due to our struggling economy, not full priced, but a value discount, a must have.

Andy- man, I got a buck left and I am hungry!!!
Mike- get some recession candy
Andy- you're right, they are only 69 cents!
Mike- perfect for yo broke ass!

Recession Candy by Ya Boy Trax September 2, 2010

Washington Candy Apple 

(n) - sexual act performed by one receiving fellatio in which the party getting blown extracts his penis from the mouth of the giver at the point of imminent ejaculation, aims and sprays the ejaculate onto the face of his partner, and then proceeds to throw a handful of chopped peanuts into the cum-glue while re-inserting the member into back the partner's mouth thus mimicking the appearance of a candied apple. This maneuver can prove ultimately difficult to perform due to scarcity of readily available chopped peanuts and the possibility of triggering a pesky allergic reaction to the nuts, or the cum, so vital to its success.

Washington Candy Apple is so named due to the popularity and variety of apples grown in the State of Washington, as well as the location of this word's origin.

"I didn't get to go to the carnival last night, but I still got a Washington Candy Apple from your sister."

Washington Candy Apple by Cristobal B. January 6, 2009

Taint Candy 

When you perform anal sex on a woman while she has diarrhea, proceed to pull out and shoot your load in her crack as the semen slowly slides to the taint along with the feces, and you eat the drop of feces/semen that forms upon the taint.

Damn, that girl Jamie is all about eatin' some taint candy.

Taint Candy by derikjakob January 26, 2011

Hard Candy List 

A list of individuals in bad standing with the Aryan Brotherhood. Individuals on the Hard Candy List are subject to removal.

OG Beaver: That piece of shit Bart Simpson is on the Hard Candy List!

Shamrock: Whad he do, cuz?

OG Beaver: That muthafucka was tellin'! And he's gonna catch a pluggin'!

Hard Candy List by ZXY&ABC February 27, 2019

selling candy 

Sweet talking a potential conquest or relationship.

She was trying to get me to take her home, selling candy all in my ear.

selling candy by D-Boizz January 17, 2008

sex and candy 

The most famous and wonderful song wirtten by the sadly little known band Marcy Playground

Sex and candy is a rockin' song

sex and candy by Cris December 10, 2004

Dirty Candy 

An extremely attractive person with whom you want to have sex, but due to their history of indiscriminant sex with an excessive number of partners, dissuades you from acting on your impulses.

I would totally do Jeff, but he is such Dirty Candy, I bet after one lick I would catch something.

Dirty Candy by Princess Bubble Bath May 29, 2008