1. Adj. - Stoned on Marijuana to the point of being caveman-like.
2. Pronoun - Someone who is in the state of being croasty, i.e. "croasted."
2. Pronoun - Someone who is in the state of being croasty, i.e. "croasted."
1. "Dude your eyes are so fucking red." - "I know man I'm kinda croasty right now."
2. "We don't have any more Cap'n Crunch left, croasty smoked a dub and ate it all."
2. "We don't have any more Cap'n Crunch left, croasty smoked a dub and ate it all."
by dizziecrvsh June 6, 2014
Get the Croasty mug.The art of placing turds on a mates forehead while they are stone cold drunk in the pattern of a crown. Upon waking, the hours have slightly dried out the turds to a crust that must be scrubbed off.
Gary passed out last weekend and we decided to make him a crusty crown so everyone at the party knew who the king was.
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Entirely ratchet in every sense of the word. Someone who is absolutely disgusting and whom you would not touch with a ten foot pole. Avoid crusty strangers with douchey selfies.
Always negative connotation unless used to describe pizza.
Always negative connotation unless used to describe pizza.
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Get the Crusty mug.When you do anal, and the poop crusts around the male genitalia, making a rust colored hard covering.
by The Strange Cable man June 17, 2015
Get the crusty pipe mug.those flakes that are forgotten by the toilet paper and they itch (Poor Hygiene) Morbidly obese people are prone to this (they cant reach)
Logan's nurse came over to give him his sponge bath and exclaimed "You've done it again Logan You've left me a crusty surprise!"
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