bumping fuglies

When two people are the homliest people in the world and they are screwing like rabbits..

Jason is telling people that him and Michelle are bumping fuglies 3 times a week.

by Harry Twater April 21, 2007

bumpin gums

A blowjob.

She's got that mouth that makes me wanna be bumpin gums if you know what I mean.

by Youredoingitwrong November 14, 2013

Royal Bumpkin

When a man is getting head from a girl and he shits on her chest while she is doing this.

Michael gave the royal bumpkin to that fine bitch named Aisha last night.

by Shitbomber April 19, 2009

Vest Bump

Its simply the nerd version of a chest bump..
A vest bump.

Nerd 1: Hey, did you go to the star wars convention yesterday?
Nerd 2: Yeah it awesome! Vest Bump!

by missymayboo January 9, 2011

yummy bummy

That bum you just wanna sink your teeth into. .and make a meal outta it

My friend's new boyfriend has a yummy bummy.
Jamie, show off that yummy bummy in some new, tighter fitting jeans.

by Mama_G January 13, 2018

Denting the bumper

Covertly feeling a womens ass without her acknowledgement, or awareness;can be done while passing each other in a crowded area, train, or in a small space

With such a large number of sexy, and foxy women around it's not very difficult to see a guy denting the bumper.

by SavetheGiraffes November 16, 2005

Welding the bumper

When a guy has sexual urges and decides it's time to relieve the stress. Also known as masturbating

Hey do you know where Cass went?
He's probably Welding the Bumper

by Brandt1dudes January 26, 2017