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brown fork

A drinking game in which a shot is placed in the centre of a table. The designated spinner then places a fork in their bum and spins round and round. Once the fork falls out, whomever it points at does the shot and smells the fork.
Shall we invite David over for a game of brown fork?”

Nah bro I don’t wanna smell his clay hole again”
by The Prince of Oxford August 31, 2021
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Brown Billy

A variation of the Wet Willy in which a person jams their finger inside of their rectum and then proceeds to wipe it on another person's ear.
Damnnnnn bro! You see that brown billy that sofia gave kyle? Disgusting....
by SourSam September 22, 2016
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The Brown Kiss

Verb: Most intimate of all kisses. One puts one's anus next to one's partner's anus and puckers them together to make a kiss. The hand sign for it is two fists together and then a kiss motion and moving away from each other in an OK gesture.
I gave my beloved the brown kiss, our love has never been greater. It is most intimate of all kisses.
by Willabark April 14, 2014
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brown hash

When you're sitting down and that fart you just produced turned out to be more than a fart, filling your underwear with a mushy mess of feces.
Bro1: "Damn brah, that fart is repulsive!"
Bro2: ".. bro, I think I just made brown hash.. "
by evercurious February 23, 2017
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Brown Coolies

brown people who lick white people's ass in return of some fame or money
budbak : man these indian people smell like curry and they shit on the streets all the time, i hate being an indian
chad : budbak you're just one of those brown coolies, go lick some white asses
by brokeworse July 15, 2022
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Poop in a brown

Something to say to break a silence at any point in time.
by oofer doofer January 14, 2021
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Brown Ripper

A massive turd that feels like you are being ripped in half, from anus to taint and anus to low back, as it works it’s way out.

Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.
Braaaaahhhh could you take a quick gander at my gooch area? I just did a brown ripper and I think it really tore flesh this time.

I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.

I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.
by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018
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