Brown Billy

A variation of the Wet Willy in which a person jams their finger inside of their rectum and then proceeds to wipe it on another person's ear.

Damnnnnn bro! You see that brown billy that sofia gave kyle? Disgusting....

by SourSam September 22, 2016

Reggie Brown

An awful grade of shwag marijuana , that is often times brown in color, and tastes like shit.

i wanted to get some droski from my dealer, but all he had was some reggie brown

by Quizake December 22, 2011

Brown Wizard

A wicked man of ancient folk-lore believed to pray victim to those who squatted over a chamber pot for more than 5 minutes. The legend of the Brown Wizard is both fascinating and startling in the way of his practices. Once he finds the unsuspecting crowcher, he then extends his hand into a space-shit-time continuum, reaching out from the chamber pot and relieving men's souls thru the anal cavity.

I’d like to spend more time in the bathroom, but I can feel the Brown Wizard has his gaze focusing on my Eye of Sauron...

by The Cartogropher February 15, 2014

Brown Ripper

A massive turd that feels like you are being ripped in half, from anus to taint and anus to low back, as it works it’s way out.

Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.

Braaaaahhhh could you take a quick gander at my gooch area? I just did a brown ripper and I think it really tore flesh this time.

I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.

I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2018

Brown Frost

Brown style Ale brewed and bottled by Frosty Balls Brewery located in Chico, California. frosty beer brewery balls drink

Yo, you want to go to Frosty Balls Brewery and drink some Brown Frost until we can't see straight?

by FrostyBB April 16, 2010

Brown Willie

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own poop by inserting it in the rectum. Then inserting said finger into another's ear canal.

Hey, why give a wet willie when you can do a brown willie instead? It lasts longer.

by Sticka June 09, 2009

Brown Critter

The act of sodomizing another followed by slapping one's feces-covered member against his/her butt cheeks.

"Last night was awesome. I totally gave her a Brown Critter."

by BrownCritters4Life February 16, 2013