best sex ever

Two extreemly hot people fucking like lovers while eating spiced meat.

Laure and Zach had the best sex ever on Jan. 18th 2004 at 4am.

by zach January 23, 2004

best girl

Old slang (dating at least as far back as 1927) meaning "girlfriend." Preferable in some ways for implying that she's not the only girlfriend, just your best.

"I was necking at the drive-in with my best girl."

by inkdrinker January 16, 2004

best friend

someone who is supposed to be there for you someone who is with you through thick or thin not someone who turns around an stabs you in the back

you sleep with my boyfriend an i will kill the boyfriend an learn to 4give you were best friends an thats the way it should be

by soonergurlz77 January 26, 2010

Best post ever

When people type long nonsensical stuff on forums, comments, aim profiles etc...

I really hate coconut juice. I don't know why everybody likes it, whenever I'm at my friends house he always asks me to fetch him a can of coconut juice and I always think "I wonder if artificial coconut juice tastes good" and which brings me to the point of me thinking if artificial coconut juice really exists. Does it? And why do people make artificial flavours? Why can't they get the natural fruit in the drink. It's pretty easy, all you need to do is go to Dracula's house and ask him for some fruits like oranges. Then take the oranges and give them to Dracula and voila, orange juice. I once did a report on Dracula for my English teacher then she gave me an F for science. Today's society is filled with racist English teachers and artificial flavours. If you've ever noticed that artificial flavoured drinks never have pulp. Pulp Fiction are one of the greatest films ever made in the whole unvierse. Directed by Quentin Tarantino. Have you noticed that Quentin sounds like a artificial drink of some kind? I'm thirsty, ever been in the desert and you craved for water? I sure have, you see things called mirages, I'm sure you've heard of these. Have you been to the casino Mirage? I haven't but it looks cool. It's so hot right now. This room isn't cold enough, I need ice. You know Ice Cube? The rapper? He's the shittiest actor but a good rapper. What kind of crap is that? How do you feel about death metal? I remember Mitch Hedberg said in his one comedy show "My death metal band was called Injured" At least that's what I thought what he said. I got injured trying to handlebar ride. My ankle got involved and it hurt real bad. So yeah.... thank you for your time.

That's my Best post ever

by asdf asdf blah blah blah August 23, 2006

brestcue

When your savior from an uncomfortable situation happens to be a woman, and considered "one of the bros"

or saved by a bro with bitch tits

I got brestcued from that snaggletooth last night by Sally

by MrBlackshirt43 January 25, 2013

best effort

To make ones greatest attempt

Yo im going to make my best effort to save my money for a new car.

by KoVaH November 27, 2003

Beestool

The answer one gives when faced with a bad joke he or she cannot think of an answer to.

Derived from this happening: "What does a bee sit on?" The correct answer was, of course, "Its beehind," while the answer promptly given at the time was, "Beestool!"

Q: "What do you get when you deep-fry Santa Clause?"
The "Correct" Answer: "A Crisp Cringle!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."

or,

Q: "Why does Santa Clause need three gardens?"
The "Correct" Answer: "So he can Ho, Ho, Ho!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."

and,

Q: "What do Elves learn in school?"
The "Correct" Answer: "The Elf-Abet!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."

by Petelite December 13, 2008