Billy Blumpkin

A billy blumpkin is the delicate art of getting your cock sucked whilst taking a dump and also smoking a billy or punching a cone.

"Fancy a Billy Blumpkin? enquired Jane. Well I am already taking a shit and smoking a cone so you might as well give me head"

by Bearjewbackhand December 28, 2014

Blumpkin

When you get your dick sucked while on the toilet.

Hey, I'm gonna get a Blumpkin Later, Wanna Join?

by LocalSalamander69 June 12, 2020

SMUTT BLUMPKIN

Just like a regular blumpkin ( guy gets a blowjob while on the toilet ) but the guy is watching Shrek 2.

Justin got a Smutt Blumpkin in his house back in 2016 at the point in the movie where Donkey gets his courage

by Untoucha-ball December 3, 2023

Alabama Blumpkin

A sex act in which you are on the toilet taking a shit while giving a blowjob to your cousin.

My mom walked in on me giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin, I wasn't invited to Easter that year.

by mommysmilk April 17, 2021

Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin

This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.

"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"

by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024

blumpkin fairy

a fairy that only comes around when u are getting maximum pleasure from getting a blumpkin.

When i was getting a hardcore blumpkin. the blumpkin fairy came and blessed me.

by M4r50cc1 November 20, 2009

Reverse blumpkin

When you're peeing in a toilet while she's/he's eating your ass

I decided to try a reverse blumpkin the other night and then I s*** in her mouth.

by Encourageable October 8, 2020