life flashed before their eyes

When certain people are so scared of death that they forget what death is and just remember everything they loved. Eventually they will die because they didn't pay attention to themselves bleeding out or their cancer

Junko Furuta's life flashed before her eyes before ultimately dying of blood loss
Most peoples life flashed before their eyes before dying

by igotitallHANDLED May 20, 2022

No 🍑🍆 Before Consent

This is a very important rule to live by even though some of you wont ever get the chance because you cannot pull bitches.

"Wow, is it true that there is No 🍑🍆 Before Consent?"
"Yeah, thats why we say it"

by Okeyday May 24, 2022

Randy saw collin before collin saw randy

Randy saw collin before collin saw randy

Randy saw collin before collin saw randy

by Real Alberto June 1, 2022

I was white before it was cool

Fuck yeah, I was born this way.

I'm so fancy,, oh ya?! I was white before it was cool

by PickleSnicher January 5, 2023

shut up before i make you

basically telling you to shut up or they will thrust their dick in ur mouth to make you shut up.

Gf: This is why I'm better than you in Poppy Playtime!
Bf: I was lagging, plus, I wasn't even trying.
Gf: Yeah, Yeah. You sure about that?
Bf: Shut up before I make you.

by tyler's slut February 10, 2023

Fix your own life before doing anything abstract

"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson

Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."

Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

We got X before GTA VI

This longstanding joke plays on the fact that Rockstar Game's next installment of their GTA video game series has taken over a decade for them to release; with their last GTA game released in 2013.

The joke's been beaten to death and is used on almost every post, but until the game releases, they're not wrong.

Nuclear war breaks out

"Damn we got WW3 before GTA VI"
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"We got X before GTA VI on Urban Dictionary before GTA VI"

by DylTheDiver July 12, 2024