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Tower Battles

Where you lick your dick and shove it up a girls vagina 6 inches deep
Oh my god babe! Please do another Tower Battles!”
by John wazouski April 29, 2023
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Battle-craft-head

The act of playing Battleracks (online game where one decides which pair of boobs are best) while playing Minecraft, and simultaneously getting head.
Hey jaggoffs, I got some excellent Battle-craft-head last night from this loose hooker. It only cost me 3 bucks! But now I have herpes, AIDS, and the crabs.
by R04DH34D_1N_5P4C3 November 13, 2011
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Battle of the Bulge

When you’re fighting your manly instinct to get an erection because it’s not the time or place.
She put her hand on my leg during dinner with her family and it turned into Battle of the Bulge down there!
by istvq April 29, 2024
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Investi-battling

When someone does the act of battling while investigating
I’m investi-battling cyberX
by Sanslikestodrawstuff August 30, 2023
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Battle for supremecy

Anybody who wants a sports event billed as a battle for supremecy doesn't really believe in equality, no matter what they preach about or say they believe in. The point of sports, the reason people came up with them, was never to find who is better at something, or who is the best at something.
What's the point in calling sports games if they have all the bullshit rules they have and people take sports and athletes seriously? When you're doing something to call it a battle of supremecy, when you are that uber competitive, you're not doing it for enjoyment or improvement, and you don't believe in equality if you're doing something to see if you're better than the next guy/girl, or if you're the best. Calling sports a battle for supremecy is bullshit.
by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021
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Jerk battle

A type of challenge where two people get together and start jerking both of there meat like crazy, until someone busts. The person who busts first looses.
“Wanna have a jerk battle?” “Sure!”
“Bro I beat this old man in a jerk battle, he jerked so hard he turned his own life support off”
by OKOKOKOKOKLALALALALALALA May 11, 2025
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Battle fucked

Your car can be battle fucked. After a long night your car smells like battle fuck.
by Jaquelizze November 2, 2018
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