Sausage bastard

A sex pest who rubs up a little too closely for his own sexual gratification, often when hugging female friends.

Often, sausage bastards find themselves quite lonely because of their tendencies.

Nigel hasn't got many close friends. He's made a name for himself with his sausage bastardry.

by Kbobs July 17, 2020

Hard Bastard

When you take a tequila shot, squirt some lemon juice into your eye, and then snort a line of salt.

"bro, you're way to much of a pussy to do the Hard Bastard"

by Simple-town Representative August 28, 2020

Devious Bastard

A potato loving eldritch deity, that prefers these starchy snacks above all else. They are also a TikTok personality of the same name.

Remember to lock your cabinets and shut your rears, there is a Devious Bastard afoot!

by Dumbbimbo January 3, 2021

Kill Bastard

A beefed up murder fucker that kills shit without mercy

Kind of like a t-rex or something i dont know

“HOLY SHIT DO YOU SEE THAT GUY??? LOOK AT HIM HES LIKE…. A KILL BASTARD!”

by yommama skdjndnd November 19, 2021

Fink bastard

A lying asshole

He’s a fink bastard for lying to her about him sleeping with her friend after saying he hadn’t.

by Blazenfireball September 17, 2021

Robbing Bastards

A way to describe Falkirk Council and Scottish Power

Falkirk Council: "geez £270 so a can fill a pothole with coco popps"
Tim: "fuck off ya robbing bastard"

Scottish Power: "We will be increasing the leckie bill from £12,750,000 a week to £750,450,780.
Mahmood: "Cannae dae that a robbing Bastards"

by Okkaomemoibweiososas March 8, 2022

Pigeony Bastard

A pigeon that lives in an abandoned building and claims it as their home, This gives them a large sense of importance and they will do whatever to protect their adopted kingdom of shite. Abandoned explorers are often attacked, divebombed , shit on and cooed at by these winged psychopaths!

Watch out Andy that pigeony bastard has its evil eye on you!

by Fatima Butcrack March 31, 2022