Poon Badger

A desperate guy that continually pursues girls with excessively beat up vagina in hope of getting some, then in return is denied by said devastated vagina.

Fred: "Dude, you seen Jon? He's not answering his phone."

Jonathan: "I'm pretty sure that Poon Badger is somewhere in Dallas going after that one chick. Ya know, the one with that vagina scarier than a fuckin badger and/or mongoose?"

Fred: "Oh shit dude, really? Damn that thing was like a wrecking ball man! He better watch out or he is gonna get the clap."

by Fred & Jon, aka professionals August 28, 2009

bangera

a person with a big heart and a big dick, loved by everyone and does anything to make anyone happy

OMG I love him he's a bangera

by numangera May 2, 2018

easy bangers

easy bangers is another way of saying easy done/easy

Jim: Can you run down to the servo?
Jeremiah: Easy bangers - I’ll be 5 minutes

by namoostee December 31, 2019

badger finger

Waggling your right ring finger aggressively at another person or object. Often to assert dominance or express emotion towards that person/object.

Can also be used as a weapon inflicting a surprising amount of pain to the victim.

"Wow dude did you see Seki just badger finger his girlfriend's head after he straight up air Jordan dat ho?!"

"Yeah man it was crazy"

by TheRealBadgerMan December 12, 2013

bangaranga

sex with a redhead

dude, i fucked alyssa last night
she's a redhead right?
yes
you bangaranga!

by FFSHD December 28, 2015

banderstaching

The act of browsing streaming video content for extended periods resulting from choice paralysis and lacking the understanding that the specific selection is meaningless and will have no material impact on your life.

Are you still banderstaching around on netflix? Just pick something and hit play!

OMG, you need to stop this banderstaching... it's ruining our night!

by fonduefinger January 31, 2019

badger brothel

A place where rough sex acts take place and anything goes.

I was down at the badger brothel last night I pounded fuck out of evening in sight.
Folk were raping each other’s farters there was blood and shit everywhere.

by Lord Gannet V March 3, 2020