You’ve heard the old saying “don’t shit where you eat”. Well Amber loves eating in bed.
Some claim mattress companies are
a front for organised crime. It’s simply businesses paying off Ambers to not visit. No wonder they’re going out of business, when all that’s dropping are fat turds and not fat cheques.
Thank God Ambers are impervious to lactose intolerance
Some claim mattress companies are
a front for organised crime. It’s simply businesses paying off Ambers to not visit. No wonder they’re going out of business, when all that’s dropping are fat turds and not fat cheques.
Thank God Ambers are impervious to lactose intolerance
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