one-eyed willy 

A Goonies favorite. This is when you cum in a girl's eye, kick her in the shin, and run away as if you set off a series of booby traps. The desired effect is to get her hopping on one leg while holding the other, and covering one of her eyes with her free hand. Resembling the famous pirate (or Mama Fratelli if she's fat). Arrgh!

Last night at the frat party, this girl was so drunk and fugly, I ended up one-eyed willying her.

one-eyed willy by PoloSportCondoms.com June 16, 2005

free Willy 

The taking out of one's penis. Whipping out one's dick, usually to take a piss or get a blow job.

"Pull over, I've gotta free Willy!"
or, "When she gave me that look, I knew it was time to free Willy."

free Willy by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

gagging Willy Nelson 

Female masturbation using the fingers only; the pubic hair, of course, represents Willy's beard, and the vagina, Willy's mouth.

I caught my mother gagging Willy Nelson in her room last weekend.

gagging Willy Nelson by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

cum willy 

ejaculation in a persons ear.

Joe is mad at Gary because Gary gave Joe a cum willy while he was sleeping.

cum willy by nate yo July 27, 2006

Free Willy Style 

1. Doing as one pleases with no regard for the consequences that may occur.

1. I processed this request Free Willy Style, without the proper documentation.

Free Willy Style by dontcha know who i am July 16, 2009

Clone A Willy 

www.CloneAWilly.co.uk

When a women is lonely and missing her boyfriends willy...

You can Clone it before he goes away and then use it on y'all self and pretend he is there.

Lady - "I Miss You Baby"
Man - "You dont have to.. look in your bottom draw"
LAdy - (Groaning) " Oh I love you Clone A Willy "

Clone A Willy by Becky Andersson September 19, 2012

Sweet Dick Willy 

Giving a girl or multiple girls a round or rounds of mind blowing sex. or just generally gegrading them.

Smitty- yo ryan did you give that skank the sweet dick willy last night? Ryan- sure did, slut had a boyfriend too!

Sweet Dick Willy by matt smitty smith March 25, 2008