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Eating the turnbuckle

Marty's like a vampire, he likes eating the turnbuckle when his girl is on her period.
by Cpt Bonz February 17, 2017
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Eating the turnbuckle

Marty was so horny last night he spent it eating the turnbuckle on Kevin's mom.
by Poopdogfart February 17, 2017
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turn and burn

In the restaurant world, this phrase describes the method by which a server will try to get a table out of his section as quickly as possible. This method is especially useful when dealing with customers who are not spending a lot of money and therefore, will not leave a big tip.
Popular methods include speedy food delivery, dropping the check before clearing plates, using short and speedy sentences, and anything else that will expedite the process of getting those cheap customers the hell out of there.
Waiter #1: Bleeding hell! My 4-top ordered 4 glasses of water, and they're splitting an appetizer. And that's all they're getting.
Waiter #2: You better turn and burn if you want to make any money tonight.
by kotero January 14, 2007
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turn

Is she going with Jake to turn?
Yeah she just asked him today
by T Bella February 22, 2009
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Ike Turner

Having sex in the doggystyle position, before the man is about to blow his wad he pulls out and spits on the females back while ejaculating into his own hand, and when she turns around to attempt a kiss, he SMACKS the freshly prepared baby batter on her face, and calls her a bitch.
My girl was crying becuz we were doin it in the shower and i gave her an Ike Turner.
by Nickoli Volcov December 14, 2008
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The Jenny Head Turn

This move is done usually at the end of a night.

You drop off a girl and when you move in for the kiss they do a 180 degree turn in the passenger seat and turn there face completely to there window and give you a face full of hair to kiss
ok hey goodnight babes... ? immediately gets outta the car.. Basically you just recieved a Jenny Head Turn

Rizzle
by BigRizzle January 9, 2005
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How the turntables

A famous misquote by michael scott, describing instant karma.
"Well, well, well... How the turntables have . . . turned''
by lildudefly February 18, 2019
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