Turd Bailer

Another phrase for booty.

That's a nice turd bailer she's got there.

by Josh Briggs July 28, 2003

turdburglariffic

Adjective.
A compound word, formed from turdburglar and terrific. Used to sarcastically indicate the opposite of terrific.

See asstastic and craptacular.

Example 1: "I got home last night, and some asshat had broken in and stolen my collection of New Kids on the Block albums. That was turdburglariffic!"

Example 2: "The Matrix Reloaded is the most turdburglariffic movie I have seen."

by Woodrow Wordsworthless July 10, 2005

Turd Herd

Gay men - it's all about the turd chute

Kevin is a paid-up member of the turd herd!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

Turd Former

The shittiest year to be in - when every other highschooler looks down on you for being such a midget.

Turd formers are generally found sitting in clusters in the quad whinging about how much homework they have, being nerdy, or drinking illegally.

Also rarely known as a "Third Former" (Year 9, Year 10, Freshman)

Turd Former: So I did something really stupid the other day-
Fourth Former: That's because you're a TURD FORMER!!!

Turd Former: All this homework is killing me-
Fourth Former: Stop being such a whinger, TURD FORMER!!!

by Chilled Melonade November 7, 2010

Turd-Nugget

A Turd-Nugget can be related to a Chicken McNugget made out of raw Shit. Its texture is composed of both solid and a touch of mild texture keeping it in its structural shape. Its often times used to describe a friend or relative acting like a douche (See Douche for more details).

"Bro, last night, you were being a real turd-nugget"

by Platinum Romeo November 15, 2006

polishing the turd

Wasting your time by trying to turn something completely worthless into something that looks good or works well;

also.

trying to hide the deficiencies by dressing up the outer layer

Fixing that opening page is just polishing the turd.

by Bryce's Magic April 25, 2006

make a turd

Description of food that isn't great, but is ok...it'll "make a turd."

The tacos weren't too bad--they'll make a turd.

by Rat Scratch July 9, 2006