monkeys trying to fuck a football

When a group of incompetent rejects can't handle the simplist task

Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.

Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.

Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.

Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football

by wamboozled October 10, 2014

Casual Tryhard

A person who performs exceptionally well and tries their best 90% of the allotted time in most video games while berating themselves as "garbage" for making even the simplest mistake.

Casual Tryhard: "Damnmmit I died cause I wasn't paying enough attention to the spawns... I'm playing like garbage right now."

Friend: "Dude you were on a 10+ streak with a 2.5 K.D and I'm negative right now! Casual tryharding dickhead..

by W33D G@WD October 16, 2018

Tryphobia

When you hate hands or any body part with fake holes in it.

Person 1: Tryphobia is a thing

by lagit March 16, 2019

Trying Hard

Using everything you have aim, texting, phone calls, buying gifts etc. to get a girl's attention which, if done right, will result in some kind of sexual attention from the girl. The harder and better you try the more you are obligated to get from the specific girl. There are 2 certain types of trying:
1.Sympathy
ex. when a guy tells a girl how he wants to find the girl of his dreams but is not hot enough for any girls and the girl he likes doesn't like him back; this includes the use of smiley's such as :/, :, D:, :( etc.
2.Cockiness
ex. when a guy uses words that intimidate the girl that he is trying with, he will try to get her to admit that she likes him no matter what it takes mostly by hanging out with her and talking to her a lot over texting. this type of trier is usually the more confident one and he is most likely to get something out of it.

Adrian: Yo Wesley you suck at trying so bad, you always use the sympathy type, your a n00b.
Berries: yea man you really do suck; Adrian is ten times better than you.
Adrian: Yea dawgz, im the master of trying.

-or-

Wesley: Yo i have been trying hard with this girl Nicole for like 2 weeks now and we might hang out this weekend.
Adrian: Ow shit the one on your top on myspace?
Wesely: Yeah, why?
Adrian: I've been trying with her for 2 days now and yesterday i boned her.
Wesley: WHAT! how did you do that?
Adrian: I used the cocky trying not the sympathy.
Wesley: Oh no wonder i couldn't get anything.

by Polishadrian May 6, 2008

Just Trying To Get A Mother Fucking Scholarship

A term that is used when someone does not actually know what they are doing, or when someone does not care about what the other person has to say.

Matt: Hey man what's up! We haven't talked in forever!

Zach: Oh nothing much, JUST TRYING TO GET A MOTHER FUCKING SCHOLARSHIP!

by Mr. Shlibsta May 16, 2010

Tryce

A person who is a big headed bully but thinks they’re cool but in reality has a shitty ass life and one friend named Jaxson

Uhhhhhh I hate Tryce he thinks he is cool by bullying people.

by Chickenflarp March 3, 2018

Tryhard

In regards to recreational activities or video games, someone who must put forth 100% effort to come out victorious. As opposed to someone who doesn't need to do their best to win a game or contest.

Player A: "Yeah we won! Get pwned noobs."
Player B: "Shut up kid, you're such a tryhard. Wait till next game when I rape you."

by SlickolasNickolas February 5, 2010