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The Cyclops Touch 

The act of two men touching the eye's of their penises together while also staring lovingly into each others eyes
The other day while I was a bit intoxicated, Ben and I performed The Cyclops Touch it was both romantic and informative.

Touching Cloth 

You're clenching hard, but the little brown turlte has got his head out of the shell, and is chomping on your underpants.
The fact that we was touching cloth rapidly disuaded him from from letting rip a trouser tornado.
Touching Cloth by Jockey August 19, 2003
When someone is arrested or dealt with by law enforcement
Popsy the drug dealer got touched, now hes off the scene.
touched by Popsy January 13, 2005

touch grass

something you say to someone who basically never goes outside
bestie please go touch grass you've spent 4 weekends in a row at online debate comps
touch grass by tsgpcdt June 21, 2021

dick toucher

A person who has s serial tendency to touch penis.
So what I fucked your girlfriend, what are you gonna do about it dick toucher.
dick toucher by Jimmy Mac 33 January 22, 2007

touching the sides

when you have something to eat and it's not satisfying you can describe as not touching the sides, can also be used to refer to a loose orifice
i was banging this girl and it just wasn't touching the sides
touching the sides by jaffaw July 16, 2009