pandemic brain

Having a fuzzy memory, including not remembering details or having a skewed timeline, due to being socially isolated or quarantined during a pandemic

I wish I could remember what day it was but I have pandemic brain. I haven't left my house in a week!

by swans1ok April 6, 2020

waffle brain

Somebody who is over educated and thinks they know everything all of their knowledge has come from books but they have never had a real life hands on experience with any of their preaching so in reality they don't really know jack shit about anything and they might as well be mentally handicapped

Dude our foreman on this job doesn't know Jack shit about anything what a f****** waffle brain he better go sit his ivy school ass down in his air conditioning Job trailer before he fucks this whole project up

by MyBallzizHot August 22, 2020

Toty Brain

A family member/friend who has a small brain. Usually stays behind in most events and is pretty sensitive to jokes. Can also describe someone who is Nerdy or Goofy Ahh.

Man! He is so Toty brained!

by MalikJr July 12, 2022

Brain Leak

When you feel like your getting dumber when a funny comment is said.

Boy 1: Bro, monkeys don't pay taxes.
Boy 2: HAHAHAHA
Boy 2: I'm having a brain leak right now

by Uncorruptedmikey October 8, 2021

person with a brain

1. The name says it all.
2. There is no Definition 2.

"How come I'm the only person with a brain, huh?"

by ivviitop December 4, 2020

Brain Ball

a competition of kicking around novel ideas.

I had a good game of brain ball at the think tank today

by whoeverreally cares July 14, 2010

Brain Print

A neuromuscular brain scan with fidelity at the atomic level; the future standard for carbon to silicon consciousness transference.

Happy 85 grandpa! Did you get your Brain Print done yet?
I sure did. Makes me sad for those that didn't have the tech back in 2050.
Yeah. Well, we do now! Cheers to immortality!!

by YAWA January 2, 2023