Wank Tank

Testicles. So called because that is where the fluid that comes out when you ejaculate is stored.

I haven't had sex in weeks. My wank tank is ready to overflow.

by Richard Dunken January 29, 2017

Undercover Wank

When it's so cold in your bedroom, you have to keep the duvet on while you beat off

"Man, it was so cold last night, I had to have an undercover wank!"

by Eddiehimself November 26, 2014

Tricky Wank

A "Tricky Wank" is when you masturbate to something a bit weird

Guy 1 "I watched some Hentai yesterday"
Guy 2 "That must have been a Tricky Wank"

by Camz1601 March 28, 2016

Wanking for coins

Someone that sells their body to make money. AKA a prostitute. Literally masturbating (wanking) someone for money (coins).

Usually a derogative term for when you feel someone will lose their job.

Jimmy: Hey Chad, did you see Daves face when he got taken into the boss' office?
Chad: I'm sure he'll be wanking for coins shortly

by yamiscott September 13, 2016

Kosovan Wank

A wank performed in the humid environment of a bathroom during a hot shower whilst the other hand is used to insert a finger into the anus.

Person 1: bro I just had a shower. Fucking loved it.

Person 2: another Kosovan wank eh?
Person 1: Hell yeah! I think I have haemorrhoids though…

by AlboWarCriminal March 1, 2023

wank security

When you know your home alone and safe to have a wank

thursdays are the only time a week I get any wank security

by Theblazemaze November 11, 2019

depressed wank

After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it

My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank

by Dictionaryvision April 18, 2017