A fake police officer (usually located in Florida) who purchases deceptive items from Amazon in order to fulfill a deeply rooted psychiatric desire for a false sense of superiority & control.
Amazon Cop: A suspect was detained for having red and blue flashing lights in his vehicle, while wearing a "Police issued" Police Halloween costume.
by Shellbacks Club🐢 April 13, 2023
Get the Amazon Cop mug.A nickname given to policemen. "Cop" is short for "copropheliac", given due to their marked interest in the worst elements (the excrement) of our society, and the things that they tend to trade in.
by the.real.geek.neo April 30, 2023
Get the cop mug.A subset of bafflegab intended both to lend glory to mundane events and to obfuscate unethical or violent actions. Examples might include “the alleged perpetrator proceeded in a northerly direction via vehicle” for “he drove north”, “sworn members” for “cops”, and “arrested after a brief use-of-force encounter” for “we beat him up”.
The press conference after the shooting was full of the kind of cop speak you’d expect from Public Affairs.
by CharleneV May 5, 2023
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Get the Cop mug.A cop car, usually highway state patrol, that sits empty on the side of the highway with it's lights off. Akin to a scare crow to scare crows away from the crop, a cop crow scares civilians into compliance with the speed limit to deter speeding.
I was speeding on the 15 north until I noticed a cop car and slowed down then when I realized that it was a cop crow, I sped back up.
by Celeste McWhorter December 27, 2022
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Typically at high school football games & malls. They actually think they have authority because they boss around kids for standing in the grass.
Typically at high school football games & malls. They actually think they have authority because they boss around kids for standing in the grass.
Doug - "Yo, you just are that? Talk about a waste of tax money."
Gus - "Yeah, They be puttin Prop-cops everywhere like they be makin a difference."
Doug - "Right, and the jack-offs really take their jobs seriously. They're getting ready to pull their gun because these teens be loitering."
Gus - "Yeah, They be puttin Prop-cops everywhere like they be makin a difference."
Doug - "Right, and the jack-offs really take their jobs seriously. They're getting ready to pull their gun because these teens be loitering."
by Gesser September 15, 2023
Get the Prop-cop mug.The lowest form of life on earth. Many of them failed psychological tests at the police academy and are pissed off they couldn't be real cops. They spend their time harassing people who have broken ankles for leaning on things while waiting in line and screaming at and running off paying customers who are just minding their own business. They also all drive shitty, broken-down cars and get no pussy because they get paid like 10 dollars an hour.
God created rent-a-cops so people who make a living bottoming in anal scat porn would have someone to look down on.
by enfant terrible October 3, 2023
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