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Getting wasted on Mr. Cleans tears

When one downs a quarter of a purell bottle. No we not talking about those fun sized ones with the gayass rubber case, the half gallon one you find somewhere in every high school.
Guy1: Did you see Dave the other day?
Guy2: No why
Guy1: Dude whipped his dick out in science and started fucking the skeleton, pretty sure he was getting wasted on Mr. Cleans tears.
Guy2: Wish I was there
by Shotgunbeeramerican May 13, 2021
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tearjerker

"Alex is such a tearjerker"
by nongigongerong January 4, 2009
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gypsy tears

whatchu need to take down some Shoppers or some other local scum. this shit will knock your socks off and let you jack bombs into next week. synonyms: palumbip
GIMME SOME GYPSY TEARS SO I CAN RIP THIS JIMMY FALLON WANNABE A NEW ONE!
by 5-alive July 28, 2011
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tear bib

a garment, much like a baby's bib, liberals wear to keep all the crying they do from ruining their ugly clothing
Alan needs to wear his tear bib when he watches FOX news because not enough people on FOX news hate America and it offends Alan's liberal sensibilities.
by Slzr June 9, 2003
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tear dropping

Tear Dropping - when you go down to perform oral sex and the smell is too terrible to perform so you work your way back up casually. The resulting shape you make is a tear drop, aka rain dropping.
i was tear dropping this girl because her snatch smelled so bad
by Djb1987 March 11, 2016
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tears of soy

1 when you crave sushi and you're given sushi and it makes you so happy you cry out soy sauce.

2 What comes out when a yellow person cries
I'm not crying because I'm sad, these are tears of soy
by VonCardsworth May 27, 2017
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shed your morning tear for Nixon

The largest, most odiferous bowel movement of the day, one that usually occurs in the morning. This movement is often accompanied by or caused my an extremely upset stomach, due to fears of the government, the president, the situation in Iraq, terrorism, medicare, the state of the world...
Man, did you just shed your morning tear for Nixon, dude? It stinks in here.
by DebWeb January 22, 2006
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