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Telejammies

The attire that one wears when they telework. i.e. unshowered and in pajamas, night gown, or underwear!
Yo bitches, its a snow day and my boss told me to telework, I love sitting on the couch in my telejammies, drinking coffee, doing research and writing reports.
by Big Ed from the hood February 3, 2014
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Teleholic

A person addicted to television or watches to much of it.
Mom: ''Why want you read a book or go outside? '' "Your such a teleholic"!
by Spoken Word April 12, 2014
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Telecommuning

Once trend, now status quo of spending more virtual time with our fellow human beings than actual face-time.
The act of living through social media, online games, email and text-messages rather than picking up the phone (as initially intended) to CALL another person or as a means to truly "stay in touch" via conversation or to facilitate actual get-togethers or live social events.
A reliance on having numerous online "followers" that staves off loneliness the way a picnic ora good, old-fashioned softball game with friends, acquaintances and family members once did.
Like telecommuTing, a form of attendance and human interaction we can manage from "virtually" anywhere, diminishing the need for proximity with family, friends and coworkers.
"Thanks to telecommuting and telecommuning I never need to leave the house!"
"Ashley is super popular. She telecommunes with her 19,000 closest friends all the time!"
by TheSquidGirl May 24, 2014
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Television cheating

You commit to watching a tv series with someone else, usually a partner, but watch an episode, or more without that person. Especially egregious if you watch a season finale without your tv partner.
Zach: Wanna watch the last episode of Game of Thrones tonight?
Emma: Oh, I watched that last night when you were working.
Zach: Wtf! You're television cheating on me hoe??
by IkuraEater July 7, 2014
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Telekiss

The act or process of asking or calling someone to tell them to kiss a beloved-one that they personally can't meet.
My grandma, who lives out-of-state, telekissed us by calling my mom to tell her to kiss my siblings and I for her.

Telekissing can be weird sometimes.

We received some telekisses from our family relatives.

My extended family telekissed me.

Grandparents enjoy calling their children to tell them to telekiss their grandchildren for them.
by Asaad Khattab September 10, 2016
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telephoned

when a word or phrase becomes completely garbled and misinterpreted due to misinformation of said original word or phrase
"Non-factual statements such as paraphrases or reported speech can become telephoned due to misinformed spread of knowledge"
by Anonymous_Reader April 2, 2017
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telepenisis

When two bros think of the same thing at the same time. (both having a penis)
"That girl has a fatty" said James and Noah at the same time. "Bro! We just had telepenisis!" said James.
by jimmy big z August 10, 2017
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