last tomorrow ago

Just now or just before now.

Jeff tried knocking on the door for hours before he realized,"Wait,... what am I doing? Knocking was so last tomorrow ago!" Then, Jeff grabbed a couch, and slung it at the door.

by Smith dux Wurd August 3, 2017

Last Tango in Paris

A pretentious and incredibly boring movie.

Hey John, have you ever watched Last Tango in Paris?
I tried, but I fell asleep after 5 minutes.

by vve September 5, 2023

last chance motel

The Hospital

It’s your last chance

Person 1: Your mom got in a bad accident?
Person2: yeah she took a trip to the last chance motel.

by Hospital May 14, 2020

Last Tango in Halifax

Cocktail made with orange tango pop and cheap vodka

Les Battersby poured himself a Last Tango in Halifax inside his lonely North Wales caravan

by thebyrnedboy November 23, 2023

The Last Ember

A person who walks alone, betrayed by those they once trusted. They no longer seek friendship, speak only truth, fear no one but God, and stand apart from the world they once tried to belong to. A soul that burns quietly—not with rage, but with conviction—and refuses to die out, even when surrounded by coldness and silence.

They called him The Last Ember because even when everyone else turned away, he still spoke truth without fear.

by The last ember June 10, 2025

I had the most disturbing dream ever last night

I dreamt I was a person in control of people and had magical powers to possess them like dolls. The guy I controlled ended up turning on me. It was creepy and spooky as fuck. I ended up getting in trouble and I got beat. The whole world seemed like a Dollhouse.

I also had even more disturbing dream before that one. I was in Canada at the border and talking to Canadians and they had completely lost their minds. So I had to blend in and pretend to be one of them so I wouldn’t be lynched.

I had the most disturbing dream ever last night

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 24, 2021

last-century

In the early part of any century when the majority of the adult population has been born, or any item referred to - that may refer to middle age and a proto-digital, analog-waning lifestyle and thought process which can include bias or opinion that changes in society with time.

Kids today use their phones to make their video blogs while using a VHS camcorder is so last-century.

That dial telephone ringing is so last-century.

by Udderly Fresh January 16, 2021