Moose is a god of pure chaos and destruction who happens to be in love with a virtual rollie pollie and a puppet made of wood. Too bad she is currently dead because her dog stabbed her oops
by Definitely not Moose November 12, 2020
An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that enjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.
v sry to copy....ffiends bday and there were errors in original (buying the mug). here is a random example (all credit goes to original owner): the moose was hungry.
by insertuserhere August 03, 2016
by Limon1114 September 03, 2024
A moose you would automatically think is an animal. WRONG. A moose is a ugly female. Mese would be more than one ugly females in one group.
MooseRats
by NamerGamer March 09, 2010
Used to describe products or habits typically performed by boring, middle-class white Americans. Derived from the name of the animal, the moose, which is known to roam snow white covered lands and famously pictured in the opening credits of the hit 90s sitcom "Northern Exposure" that takes place in Alaska and centers around a white couple. Moose was also a preferred hair product for white people in the 90s.
Girl: the best singer in the world HAS to be Twila Paris
Girl 2: yo, girl, that's some moose-shit, right there.
Girl 2: yo, girl, that's some moose-shit, right there.
by MkCarthy July 03, 2018
An action involving inserting both thumbs in a womans anus with remaining fingers spread wide across her butt cheeks. Results in something that resembles moose antlers.
by Panic in my pants! May 07, 2009