Moose Knuckle

When you wear tight jeans and there's a bulge in their pants and their balls makes a knuckled that looks like a moose

Damn Mikes jeans are really tight...you can see his moose knuckle

by Brain Pretzel September 17, 2020

Moose patrol

When your Moose friend is doing self-destructive behaviors, I.E “Moosing around and not caring for their self or others around them

Friend: “you’re going on Moose patrol, you’re being a slob.
The Moose, but… but… I’ll change I promise!

by Youra Namkoma November 26, 2023

Moose

A really ugly woman, who most blokes, in their right mind, wouldn't touch with a bloody mile-long barge-pole.

"Have ya seen Dave's new girlfriend? She's a right fuckin' moose!"

by Joe_Schmuck December 14, 2024

Moose

Another word for cunt.

Nick: You, cunt! That's my beer!
Josh: You are wrong, moose!

by nos_april February 17, 2020

Doing a Moose

When you chime in a conversation with something of no relevance.

Guy 1 - dude last night was awesome!
Guy 2- yeah man unreal night, can’t believe how messy it was.
Moose - just caught a 16lbs trout with my new rod lads!

Guy 1 - He’s doing a moose again..

by Kberg_King February 1, 2019

moose overlord

A person, preferably tall, who can be simply referred to as moose or moose overlord. Sassy, sarcastic, and antisocial. Rules all the moose in the land. Mean.

Yo, watch out for that moose overlord!
My moose friend got attacked by a moose overlord.
I don't like moose overlords.

by Yo Woahhhhhhhhhh August 2, 2017

If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose

"If you cant handle the groove dont juice the moose" is a way of saying "if you cant get on board go away" or "if you dont understand, tough".

"You're such an odorti."
"How is odorti even remotely close to idiot? HOW?"
"If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose."

by asdahetha December 22, 2022